So, some time back (in 2011, to be specific) I was soliciting my SmartGirls for blogprompts and Peeps sent me a few. I promptly didn't use them, but here's one now!
Peeps asked:
I would love to see a breakdown of times when it's ok to get trashy and times when it's never ok to get trashy. I mean like dress and manners and dancing that is definitely not ballroom. I need help letting my hair down from time to time, and other people need help pinning theirs into a tidy chignon.
I am not choosing to interpret this as a "how do I dress up from work or dress down for a nightclub" question. Cosmo, Glamour, or any other chick magazine have you covered there. I am assuming, rather, that you want to know when it is acceptible to break out the stripper heels, the fishnets, the cleavage-enhancing bra and the red lipstick - ALL AT ONCE - and not be judged for it by your peers.
TAKE YOUR PEERS WITH YOU.
It is more fun to be a dancing tramp in a herd. One girl looking like a skank is a warning signal. Three or more? That's a good time, and there might be a story there. If the non-skanks in da club ask what's going on, have some fun with it. Tell them that in honor of the 20th annivarsary of Married with Children's debut on Fox, you decided to host a Peg Bundy Appreciation Party. Or actually host a Peg Bundy Appreciation party and forget needing a good story. Write your own... then send me pictures.
As to "when not"? We're grownups. I prefer to consider whether children or "normal" grandparents will be present. If the answer is yes, then the answer to the SkankGear is "no."
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