Bridget and Heebie's wedding was stunning. We knew it would be, and it surpassed all possible expectations.
Weekend Highlights:
John and I setting aside our "IHATEYOU" because we found a mutual enemy: Codename Pocahontas Boots.
The best Bloody Marys EVER (they're better when they're on somebody else's tab at the rehearsal dinner.)
Our lives becoming a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book without the benefit of suggested page numbers.
Squid wanted to go have a classy cigarette... really. Pinkies up! |
Taking Jeanie to Target in pajamas
Cards Against Humanity
Winning card: A windmill full of corpses. Because really- when is that not a winner? |
"Goin' to the Fair" Hair
The most gorgeous bride to ever walk an aisle and a groom with tears in his eyes:
a 90 lb bride's bouquet made of edible plants
A 7-year old ring bearer with a black eye and more game than any man I've ever seen on a dance floor
Inappropriate dancing with a Christmas Tree
"Do you have a tuxedo, can you do the Electric Slide?" and other Craigslist postings that never actually happened.
The ladies' stirring rendition of "Love Shack." Rusted tin roof provided by: Jordan |
Finding a sunbeam and a friend to lean on like a lizard rock
And throughout it all, we kept our pinkies (mostly) up!
My family is not "textbook" perfect.
We're irreverent.
Sometimes a little too loud.
Sometimes, it's hard to keep up...
But dammit, this is MY family, and I have never been prouder to be a part of it.
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